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What's your favorite song?
The song of limbs rolling under my blade.
Would you care to hear it, my lady?
Bloody fools with their bloody songs.
I am not Ser Loras.
There, a song for you:
Stannis Baratheon can’t rekindle for his life, much less for his wife! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Be aware, ser… Moustache or not, your wife still looks pretty much like the kind of lover Loras Tyrell might enjoy.
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Sandor. How are you? Would you like a boner? Er, BONE.
I might just take one of yours.
Since you won’t be needing them if I ever get my eyes on you again, grey face.
You were touched by fire several times. Does that make you lucky?
Have you bloody fools run out of japes to do?
This is too poor even for this fucking place.
I miss you! (Are you a boy or a girl?)
Are you stupid AND blind besides?
Just you imagine a maid as pretty and courteous as myself… Bah! nevermind, you can just take a look at the beauty of Tarth and see for yourself!
What's your favourite computer or PS game?
And just what the bloody hell are those?
The only game I play is get drunk or die trying.
That bloody Imp still beats me everytime though.
RAISE YOUR GLASS IF YOU ARE WRONG.
Hah! Bugger that! As if I needed a reason to raise my glass!
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